Monday, September 29, 2008

Nervous Brakedown

Last Monday I started to change the rear brake shoes on my '85 Chevy C-10. I had the tools, the holy trinity (Haynes, Chilton, and even The Shop Manual) and the skills to finish the job in an hour...or so I thought.

By Thursday my ever-so-patient wife dropped the "..it's starting to look like Sanford and Son out there" bomb on me. So I finally finished the right side Friday evening but I still needed to change the shoes on the left side before I could even drive it. Even with the books and my, ahem, skills I made just about every mistake there was to make. Luckily I learn from my mistakes, and this morning I changed the left side brake shoes...in an hour and a half! That's right, ninety minutes.

So in the interest of public service I put together a "What Not To Do When Changing The Brakes On Your '85 Chevy Truck." tutorial. I hope this saves somebody some time and maybe even an ass-chewin' because your trucks been sitting in the front yard for almost a week. Enjoy!

Here's the drum itself. If you've gotten this far without your truck rolling of the jackstand or finding out your Chevy has two different size rear ends then good on ya.

Here it is. I looked all over the internet for a clear picture of the brake assembly and couldn't find one anywhere. Even my books had crappy pictures. So in case you need it, this is what everything is supposed to look like.

A view from the top. Remember, this is the left rear (drivers side), and if you're working on the right everything is ass-backwards.

Take the hold-down springs out first. Everything else will fall into place from there.

Once the hold-down springs are out, remove the actuator lever...

...and for Gods sake keep it together! Trust me, this is a bitch to piece together again.

This time I kept everything I removed sorta in the same positon, just on the ground. It sounds kinda stupid, but it worked for me.

Ahh, the good ol' parking brake lever. This was almost a deal-breaker for me on the right side, but like I said I learned from my mistakes. Really.

When you're ready to detach the parking brake lever from the shoe, remove this washer. I can't stress that enough. Just in case you missed it...

..remove this washer!

Don't ever remove the parking brake lever from this side. NEVER..NEVER..NEVER!!

I just kinda like this shot. Hey, this time I knew what I was doing..so I had time to screw around.

This is as far as you need to go. Just leave the rest of the parts on there. It'll make re-assembling everything much easier.

And that's it! The new brake shoes are on, and now I can spend the rest of the day driving around scaring old ladies and pissing off hippies in their fancy hybrids. Let me know if this helped anybody, because I sure coulda used something like this a week ago.

7 comments:

All Click said...

Nice post! Having searched the internet all weekend for car mechanical advice I know that it will at least help SOMEONE out there. Now, can you come over and help fix the brakes on my car?? I'll let you skate in the parking lot.

Hoyt said...

I'm telling you, Jackie, you could make a mint if you ever syndicated your posts. Great stuff!

By the way, nice touch on the 10th pix with the washer. 8)

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Jackie,

I'm bookmarking this- so my wife won't have any excuses on why she can't get out there and fix the breaks on my truck so I can continue spending my quality time with the Playstation 3 and a six-pack of beer.
(Just kidding, really. But I am booking marking this post- it will come in handy and save me some serious money. Thanks, brother.)

Oh, and about the Sanford and Son thing- we used to sing the theme song- (I mean you really can't sing but you can do the "ba-ba-banta-ba, ba ba banta bada ba") whenever my best friend's old man would roll another old clunker down the driveway to join with the other five he'd be working on- just a subtle hint for Mrs. Lantern.

The Film Geek said...

Suddenly, I'm hearing my dad from 1985 saying "You can do it, son, if you just pay attention!."

Terrific post. Even if it gives me a PTSD reaction. :)

Jackie said...

Thanks AC..and I hope it does. Hmm, parking lot skating? That sounds good, but hook me up w/ that RE2 and you've got a deal! :D

For real tho...send me an e-mail and I'd be glad to take a look...cause I'm nice like that ;)

Thanks Hoyt...but I have no freaking idea what you mean by syndication. But if it pays I'm all over it!
And #10? I didn't even realize it till I blogged it! I'm glad you caught that :D:D

LMAO Rev!! And I hope it does! And sadly enough, that's not the first time I've heard the Sanford and Son blast from her :(

Thanks The! I was gonna just spray some WD-40 on it, but I wasn't sure if that would work :D:D

Buzzardbilly said...

I applaud your self-reliance. But I will still be going to the mechanic, lest I'd have to do all of Curmy's rides too. Nope. Not gonna happen.

Jackie said...

Thanks BB, but I don't really think of it as self-reliance. I think it's more "I'm not paying some jackass to do what I can myself."

Hell, I'm thrilled you even read this post. Most of the ladies seem to have an aversion to anything auto-related...except for my wife who sees the similarities between icing a cake and bondo-ing rust spots :D